OK, I laugh every time I read this.
It’s simply awesome, and I wonder how many orders I’d get if I’d put this up for sale at ebay… A picture of a painted electron should do the trick. And well, say 1.49USD per gallon for the zero-volume paint. I imagine the postage should be dirty cheap for such items.
If you’ve got any more physics jokes/items, please post ’em below!
| Frictionless Surfaces | only $4.95 per square meter! |
| Inextensible Massless Rope | only $1.99 per meter! |
| Point Masses | only $1.39 per kilogram! |
| Massless, Zero-Volume Paint –Perfect for labeling those pesky electrons so you can keep them straight! |
*** SOLD OUT *** |
| Frictionless Pulleys | only $2.00 ea. |
| Massless Pulleys | only $4.49 ea. |
| Frictionless, Massless Pulleys | regularly $10.00, now only $7.49 ! |
| Ideal Springs | $.75 and up |
| Ideal Gas | |
|---|---|
| -monatomic | $5.00 per liter * |
| -diatomic | $7.50 per liter * |
| -triatomic | $10.00 per liter * |
| * plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP. | |
| Magnetic Monopoles –Great Party Jokes! Thousands of Possibilities! Annoy that theoretician in your family! |
$1.25 ea. |
| Perfect Voltmeter | only $99.99 |
| Perfect Ammeter | only $159.99 |
| 700 W Perfect Refrigerator | only $899.99 |
| Zero-Resistance Wire | –Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability |
Not Physics, but:
What is purple and commutes?
An Abelian grape! Bwahahaha!
I like how the Zero-Resistance Wire comes in various gauges. Ha ha!