Skip to content

The physics store.

OK, I laugh every time I read this.

It’s simply awesome, and I wonder how many orders I’d get if I’d put this up for sale at ebay… A picture of a painted electron should do the trick. And well, say 1.49USD per gallon for the zero-volume paint. I imagine the postage should be dirty cheap for such items.

If you’ve got any more physics jokes/items, please post ’em below!

Frictionless Surfaces only $4.95 per square meter!
Inextensible Massless Rope only $1.99 per meter!
Point Masses only $1.39 per kilogram!
Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
–Perfect for labeling those
pesky electrons so you can
keep them straight!
*** SOLD OUT ***
Frictionless Pulleys only $2.00 ea.
Massless Pulleys only $4.49 ea.
Frictionless, Massless Pulleys regularly $10.00, now only $7.49 !
Ideal Springs $.75 and up
Ideal Gas
-monatomic $5.00 per liter *
-diatomic $7.50 per liter *
-triatomic $10.00 per liter *
* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.
Magnetic Monopoles
–Great Party Jokes!
Thousands of Possibilities!
Annoy that theoretician in your family!
$1.25 ea.
Perfect Voltmeter only $99.99
Perfect Ammeter only $159.99
700 W Perfect Refrigerator only $899.99
Zero-Resistance Wire –Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability
[Digg] [Reddit] [Google] [StumbleUpon]

{ 3 } Comments

  1. Steve | 20080322 at 23:05 | Permalink

    Not Physics, but:

    What is purple and commutes?

    An Abelian grape! Bwahahaha!

  2. Achi11es | 20080323 at 00:59 | Permalink

    I like how the Zero-Resistance Wire comes in various gauges. Ha ha!

  3. プラダ コピー
    弊店はスーパーコピー時計N品
    正規品と同等品質のコピー品を低価でお客様に提供します。
    安心して購入して下さい。
    自身が使用するだけでなく、入学、卒業、誕生日、結婚のお祝い等のギフトにもご利用ください。
    カルティエ 銀座二丁目 http://www.bagshop78.com

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *