OK, I laugh every time I read this.
It’s simply awesome, and I wonder how many orders I’d get if I’d put this up for sale at ebay… A picture of a painted electron should do the trick. And well, say 1.49USD per gallon for the zero-volume paint. I imagine the postage should be dirty cheap for such items.
If you’ve got any more physics jokes/items, please post ’em below!
|Frictionless Surfaces||only $4.95 per square meter!|
|Inextensible Massless Rope||only $1.99 per meter!|
|Point Masses||only $1.39 per kilogram!|
|Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
–Perfect for labeling those
pesky electrons so you can
keep them straight!
|*** SOLD OUT ***|
|Frictionless Pulleys||only $2.00 ea.|
|Massless Pulleys||only $4.49 ea.|
|Frictionless, Massless Pulleys||regularly $10.00, now only $7.49 !|
|Ideal Springs||$.75 and up|
|-monatomic||$5.00 per liter *|
|-diatomic||$7.50 per liter *|
|-triatomic||$10.00 per liter *|
|* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.|
–Great Party Jokes!
Thousands of Possibilities!
Annoy that theoretician in your family!
|Perfect Voltmeter||only $99.99|
|Perfect Ammeter||only $159.99|
|700 W Perfect Refrigerator||only $899.99|
|Zero-Resistance Wire||–Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability|