The physics store.

Written by vidarlo on 20080322 in english and humor with 2 comments.

OK, I laugh every time I read this.

It’s simply awesome, and I wonder how many orders I’d get if I’d put this up for sale at ebay… A picture of a painted electron should do the trick. And well, say 1.49USD per gallon for the zero-volume paint. I imagine the postage should be dirty cheap for such items.

If you’ve got any more physics jokes/items, please post ’em below!

Frictionless Surfaces only $4.95 per square meter!
Inextensible Massless Rope only $1.99 per meter!
Point Masses only $1.39 per kilogram!
Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
–Perfect for labeling those
pesky electrons so you can
keep them straight!
*** SOLD OUT ***
Frictionless Pulleys only $2.00 ea.
Massless Pulleys only $4.49 ea.
Frictionless, Massless Pulleys regularly $10.00, now only $7.49 !
Ideal Springs $.75 and up
Ideal Gas
-monatomic $5.00 per liter *
-diatomic $7.50 per liter *
-triatomic $10.00 per liter *
* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.
Magnetic Monopoles
–Great Party Jokes!
Thousands of Possibilities!
Annoy that theoretician in your family!
$1.25 ea.
Perfect Voltmeter only $99.99
Perfect Ammeter only $159.99
700 W Perfect Refrigerator only $899.99
Zero-Resistance Wire –Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability

2 Responses to “The physics store.

  1. Not Physics, but:

    What is purple and commutes?

    An Abelian grape! Bwahahaha!